my life is just one unpopular character/pairing/fandom/desire-for-things-other-than-longfic-and-AUs after another.

god, why didn’t the internet right TOMES about Richard Harrow?

redbrunja:

philcoulson:

what i’m getting from the whole “was that your first kiss since 1945” “that bad, huh” exchange is that this fandom needs practice kissing fics and it needs ‘em STAT

#PRACTICE MAKE OUTS  #FOR SCIENCE AND REASONS  #captain america 2  #any pairing idc 

NO BUT LEGIT.

I FINALLY SAW CAP 2 YESTERDAY.

ALL I NEED NOW IS ALL THE SAM/STEVE. AND THEN TONS OF STEVE/NATASHA FUCKBUDDIES/FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS FIC. PRACTICING FOR SCIENCE, INDEED.

(via captain-beatrice)

remember the downton abbey zombiepocalypse fic?
MAN, DO I EVER. I’m who-knows-how-many seasons behind on DA, but it’s still my one hope that Edith becomes a badass zombie killer. *fingers crossed*

when in doubt, zombies.

goddammit, self. I told you that you couldn’t write this for MANY, MANY different reasons, and now you’ve gone and put two sentences on paper, and that’s just the end of that, now isn’t it?

fourteenacross said: That’s why you have an iPhone.

I’m having trouble getting the answer, and it’s easier to do intensive scouring and multiple tab opening on the computer. :(

I know I’ll have time on my hands at work this week, but I also don’t want a lot of googling of gunshot wound recovery in my work history.

the internet has ceased to produce sherlock/mary/john fic at the rate I require.

ahahhaha I wrote 6000 words this year ahahhaha